Question: My cat stopped breathing. is he sleeping?

Answers:

Usually it means it might be dead…..

Are you for real? do you stop breathing when you sleep? Try to wake him otherwise bury him.

OMG R U SERIOUS? Whether or not you are just take your cat to the vet and relinquish ownership. Do not adopt any more animals. For their sake. Please

How long that has been happening? I hope not very long.

And probably best of all:

You need to introduce him to your fish who was floating (sleeping) at the top of the tank earlier. But don’t flush him. It will clog your toilet =/

And make your next pet a rock.

It’s like 37signals or 43 Things. Except it’s 23 Fries.

Also, my name for the day is Natasha Hoyd, apparently. Yesterday I was Nathan Lloyd. Who will I be tomorrow?

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From Long Bets: The Arena for Accountable Predictions:

Prediction 377
Duration 32 years (02008-02040)

“There will be a casino on the moon by 2040.”

With blackjack! And hookers!

Happy Futurama Day!